I’m no Shaun White, but I did some half pipe back in the day-what you don’t see or hear about in this case is that you land square on your asshole with these backside type falls. The only way to describe it is that you feel like you need to shit your pants instantaneously. It’s the WORST feeling.

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

After vomiting up a hoagie, try for a baby outside a burning couch.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

JESUS. Holy shit. I was unaware.

- Jeffrey Jones - (Principal Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)

I’m actually rewatching it right now as they’ve been marathoning it on AMC. It just happened to be on when I turned my TV on this morning and now I’ve been stuck watching it since. Watching these episodes a second time (it’s the whole Gus arc currently), and thinking about what came before and what follows, I came to…

It doesn’t look so bad, Rondón just kicked him in the back of his second knee on his right leg. Wait a minu... 

Man, do I wish MacLaren had directed Wonder Woman instead. What a talent. Patty Jenkins did fine, but visually she just imitated Zack Snyder’s style, and I think Michelle could have done a lot more if WB let her.

I wouldn’t say they aren’t upset, just that they’ve come to terms with it.

it should be a warning sign

I mean, we got eight films about Harry Potter, and most people didn’t mind that one bit. Why the revulsion for the Skywalker family?

I was really hoping she would turn out to be a Palpatine.

Hot Take: Last Jedi wasted some huge potential for the dumb Vader Knock-off Helmet.

Fucking bastard! +100 kleen-x!

It’s Snot True - The Oscar Pistorius Story

i go back and forth on whether that one or this one is the best news blooper of all time.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

Sigh
Are we getting to the Sopranos point, where people watch and then complain it's not enough about shooting and killing?