"Because you're fucking part of this team," Phil said to Jeanie when she asked why he would no longer be coaching the Lakers.

makes it so much easier to corner gravy

Ty Cobb. One of the absolute worst human beings ever of all the people whose mother killed their father. He was maybe the most openly racist, vile, and cruel human who was in the public eye in the first half of the 20th century. Not only did he once spike and put in the hospital a man in the stands who called him a…

damn nice

"Old Main screwed it up," said Sandusky's adopted Cuban son

"My insufferable foodiism?" Ha, I bet you think all toddlers taste the same. You are a FOOD RACIST. You'd never understand the difference between Vietnamese and Brazillian fare. Hell, I bet even all toddler marrow tastes the same to you. You unsufferable clit.

You people are treading dangerous ground. People have the right to know that if the babies are startled beforehand it makes the meat taste gamey because of the hormones released. Especially with ugly babies: they are by nature wary and paranoid. Also, all the celebrity chefs on the baby-toddler cooking networks will…

That's not even the half of it. Did you know that he has NO pirate blood? And he's not even Hunter S. Thompson! And his hands are not scissors! It's almost like Hollywood is trying to make us think that actors are some sort of "pretenders" who play people who aren't 100% them. Those assholes.

I too have read Stephen Colbert's book