Amen. Just because a victim’s behavior is typical doesn’t make it normal, and acting as if it does is not sympathy but pandering.

Alternatively, steal the sheet off the Mrs and put some head plugs in. Guaranteed result, I don’t know how she does it and she won’t tell me.

The show is really good! And it shares a lot with Bojack. So imagine if a bunch of men went around saying “I’m proud to be like Bojack!” and quizzing women about Horsin’ Around episode titles and sending death threats to Lisa Hanawalt. You’d probably be really mad at those men!

Yeah, I’ll go one step further—men shouldn’t HAVE knees. Let’s remove these disrespect-enabling sissy joints and replace them with spiked balls of iron, perfect for kicking ISIS ass or hanging onto the hunk of steak we’re eating while we drop that 427 into the El Camino. Because America Muscle Freedom Eagle!

Well the problem is she’s never gotten head.

30 commenters so far, most complaining, none doing what needed to be done. You’re welcome.

Referencing a Gawker blind item is like reprinting something scribbled on a bathroom stall and saying, “See? People are talking about this.” It is very irresponsible to hold a man’s reputation hostage until he denies (to your liking) unsourced rumors that don’t even mention him by name.

My only regret is that I only have one “Recommend” to give to this post.

Thank you for this. Needed solid, surprise laugh today. Gratefully accepted.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Meh. My legs get like that, sitting on the couch for 16 hours watching TV and drinking lean.

Nah man. A truck is only racist if the transmission is, and transmissions tend to lean more on the “you do you, but leave me out of it” school of thought.

I’m taking a shot in the dark, but I’m going to hazard that, as it stands -right now-, this entire clusterfuck is costing the taxpayers far more money than the imagined figures they tend to blame illegal immigrants for.

Aw man. I was going to save that for my very, very, very sexy me time

Seriously? Fucking hell.

The first time I saw the cover to 'My Antonia' I swear I thought it said Catheter. O my god.

Best screen name ever.

i will contribute to this kickstarter!

I laughed harder at this than I did at the butthole.

They don't look like penises to me, either. More like... stubby intestines.