Referencing a Gawker blind item is like reprinting something scribbled on a bathroom stall and saying, “See? People are talking about this.” It is very irresponsible to hold a man’s reputation hostage until he denies (to your liking) unsourced rumors that don’t even mention him by name.

My only regret is that I only have one “Recommend” to give to this post.

Thank you for this. Needed solid, surprise laugh today. Gratefully accepted.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Meh. My legs get like that, sitting on the couch for 16 hours watching TV and drinking lean.

Nah man. A truck is only racist if the transmission is, and transmissions tend to lean more on the “you do you, but leave me out of it” school of thought.

I’m taking a shot in the dark, but I’m going to hazard that, as it stands -right now-, this entire clusterfuck is costing the taxpayers far more money than the imagined figures they tend to blame illegal immigrants for.

Aw man. I was going to save that for my very, very, very sexy me time

I’m 100% not going to disagree about Lee Daniels or Tyler Perry or how racist and sexist Hollywood is, but choosing not to campaign for the Oscar was her behaving like an asshole. It may be a shitty part of the job, but it is part of the job and what is expected of any actor who takes on a role.

The Dorito in Chief already has all the legal recourse he needs available to him. If he has been libelled he will win his case in a court of law. If he has not, he won’t.

Oh look! American Hitler seeking to pervert the letter of the law to his own advantage. (You ever known of a non-rich person suing for libel?) Wow, I’m “shocked”.

He’s floating so many despotic ideas into our political discourse it’s hard for me to see how America recovers from Trump’s time in office. There is now a huge base of support for these unconstitutional proposals and eventually someone smarter than Trump will be able to actually get some of these things passed into…

Seriously? Fucking hell.

The first time I saw the cover to 'My Antonia' I swear I thought it said Catheter. O my god.

Best screen name ever.

i will contribute to this kickstarter!

I laughed harder at this than I did at the butthole.

Single Mom here. There is no excuse for being rude, especially as obviously rude as the other Mom was. That said, there is also no reason why a woman, even a mom to 4 kids can't take 5 minutes to put on a decent pair of jeans- takes just as long to put on the sloppy pants. I used to work nights and pick my kid up from…

They don't look like penises to me, either. More like... stubby intestines.

a google image search of "sexy bed time" gave me this.