If you weren't looking to "debate" her record, you'd use Wikipedia.

Good points. There's also the tons of shady shit that happened in Arkansas, her willingness to ignore her husband's infidelity in pursuit of her political career, her less-than-civil attacks on Obama during the primaries, and, sadly, her age.

And, again, I ask out of sheer curiosity and absolutely no agenda, what is it you find about her that makes her "unpresidential?"

If she ran, we would probably have a meteor hit the planet and, then, be eaten by piranhas. Unless someone would like to enlighten me— I am not knowledgable about spacey things or fish.

Plece,

I would imagine that some people find that big ball of lint you get from your dryer when you haven't pulled the filter out in a while "sexy."

Describing someone as "sexy" does not make them sexy.

In other news, my as-yet-unwritten autobiography, which has already been transformed into an unpublished graphic novel has been completely reworked into an opera, the libretto of which will be the basis of a film which will star not-yet-born actors working from a screenplay written by a soon-to-be-sentient cactus.

Dear Dad,

Yikes!

I can see how this could work— there are certainly no displays of sexism in Glengarry/Glen Ross.

You must know that the show has people on it who aren't "girls," right?

"You know who else is fertile?" he continued. "The Irish. Just look at those huge broods of kids they have. And they're all going to grow up to be cops, or to speak badly, or to be cops who speak badly. And that's America, folks. That's what keeps the economic prosperity gas tank full of hope and dreams and…

The man can't handle women's elbows. Show him a BBW in anything but a burlap sack, and he won't be able to keep his hands off his gavel.

“My wife, Golden, and I are very disappointed in my teenage son’s words..."

I wish to know where this dog and his butthole live so that I can make a pilgrimage to see the butthole myself. And maybe touch my bunion to it.

“I was at Coachella this year," the Brown Bunny star said, "and I kept calling them 'denim underwear' because all the girls wear the denim underwear and it’s, like, a little obscene!"

"No, my mom wasn't a Playmate. Why do you ask?"

You must watch a lot of South Park— everything sucks, so why try for anything better? In fact, why even consider trying? Do whatever you like. Buy stuff.

What is the story's "point?" Why don't the movies warrant criticism?