Guys, let's not let a few vocal idiots distract us from what we already know to be true: Joe Buck is the worst.

One thing is for certain here: this sort of ugliness would never happen in Los Angeles. I mean, can you imagine anyone trying to stick up for the LAPD?

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

While the second to last paragraph may be true, Kemp absolutely has a right to be pissed about the 9th inning AB. Pitch 4: Ball. Pitch 5 in the exact same spot: Strike. No way to excuse that.

Oh, & I'm a Cardinals fan. Kemp has every right to complain about that at bat, because he's right.

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

The top three nations by population (China, India, USA) don't worship football. Deal with it.

Timely post at 1pm the following day after pretending this game never happened besides a stupid Larry King post last night.

It seems your bosses forgot to tell you that Deadspin writers are expected to be smarmy shitheels whenever writing about the Cardinals. There's no room for sincerity here.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

Goodell: [carries food tray over to table]

You never see one of Roger's hands and Peter King in the same photo.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I think they can do WAAAYYY better than this for True Detective Season 2.

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

Let's lash Drew to a chair and make him watch that clip on repeat until he dies of a ragestroke.

Movie trailer voice-over: You laughed at him in Boston. You said "wait, he's where now?" in Tampa. But next summer, Ramirez returns to the big time. Get ready for out-of-the-park laughs with The Mannyger. In theaters May, 2015.

so it should mean everything to Man U

Angel Di Maria: This is impressive, I am very excited.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United