If I was walking up to the plate, it would be the crushing riff from Elbow’s Grounds for Divorce, roughly 1:17 to 1:35

But surely you get crazy once in a while with Saber Tooth Tiger - that is excellent Imperial IPA.

It’s gotta be “scrub with table salt and follow up with a strong Oxiclean solution”

I am an amateur appreciator of interesting beer - I love good craft beer and will wait in line to get a bottle of KBS or Bourbon County Stout. I also love Southern Illinois’ own Stag Beer (Golden Quality Since 1851). It’s cheap mass-produced lager beer, and it’s what my grandfather drank. Drinking one of those reminds…

“NAWT AS GOOD AS CAHHHHHER!”

If he hadn’t been cut down way too early, Tony Gwynn would be my first choice.

It sure looks to me as though Susan Collins would kick your ass all the way from South Texas to Maine, you porky little accountant.

I’m guessing that Barron Trump will be the first boy in the White House to have his virginity taken by a hooker hired by his father the President.

“Bugs, Mr. Rico. Zillions of em!”

Rizzo ran into the catcher, who was entirely in fair territory, and then fell onto home. If the catcher hadn’t been there Rizzo would have run past the plate on the first base side, missing it entirely. He clearly went out of his way to hit the catcher hoping he would drop the ball. He deserves to be plunked for…

I don’t think that Trump believes any conspiracy theories - I think he looks at them coldly to bluntly assess which ones will allow him to snow the rubes a bit more and thus bolster his own ego and power. He doesn’t believe in shit except Donald Trump.

I never forgot that he was a great player - it’s been painful seeing him and Ryan Howard disintegrate. It was also painful seeing him move to LA - the Cardinals haven’t been the same since.

Game 3 of the 2011 World Series when he basically beat the Rangers by himself.

I live in Cincinnati, and I’ve liked Skyline since I moved here. If you’re looking for something else to eat while here, you can’t go wrong with Eli’s BBQ at Findlay Market. Lots of other places to eat at Findlay as well, and the market is a treasure. You should also go to Rhinegeist, a microbrewery just up the…

Clearly these three guys are not businessmen.

Kukri - the king of knives. Fie upon your poncey chef’s knife.

Bacne must affect one’s taste buds.

Fowler clearly has an intelligent and cogent opinion about the Muslim travel ban, and a direct perspective on the Muslim travel ban that most of us lack. He’s almost obliged to comment when he’s asked about the Muslim travel ban. Any fan of any team or sport that thinks he has no business commenting on the Muslim…

I always thought that Arjen Robben’s signature move was the “lightning flop” - the ability to react with superhuman reflex to the slightest physical contact in order to pretend to dive off the cliff at Acapulco.

As a Cardinal fan, these little shits can fuck off. Tommy Pham is awesome, if only for his name and the fact that he does something for a living that very few are skilled enough to do.