That's like saying a drink at the airport on Sunday night before a Monday meeting in another city is the same as drinking before work.

Snoop Dogg on:

There's a term for people like her: Fox News contributor.

It is so sad and upsetting to see a crazy, xenophobic American driving a Hyundai. If we can't rely on ranting racists to buy American, who can we rely on?

A+ racism. That shit is pure, uncut. The good stuff.

In Alaska they call this "campaigning".

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

When Morse was asked about the girl catching his foul ball, he responded ".. .——. — / ...- . .-. -.— / .... .- .—. .—. -.— / ..-. —- .-. / .... . .-. .-.-.- / .— .... .- - / .- / —. .-. . .- - / .—. .-.. .- -.— .-.-.-"

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

I cannot believe they were surprised the people were terrified. I think this is exactly what they wanted. Makes them feel powerful.

Fox News: Biden Shill for Government Motors! Benghazi!

I liked that he had the presence of mind for a James Brown homage on his way out of consciousness.

Tatis' accomplishment should definitely come with an asterisk, though. Chan Ho was a notoriously hitter-friendly Park.

This is excellent work by Olbermann - completely selfless.

Jesus people. I think we can walk away from this one without righteous indignation. The fan did nothing wrong. Adams wasn't malicious, just frustrated that a fan reached over his glove while he tried to make a play. (We've all got replay telling us where the wall is. He doesn't.) The shove, though a bad choice,…