Jesus Fucking Gonzalez. I need to make a point to not read your stupid bullshit. These dress codes aren't new, nor are they unique in Downtown St. Louis establishments. Private companies don't want the riff raff fucking shit up for the rest of their patrons, who fucking cares? All the times I've been out getting…

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

I'm sure young black males will be perfectly cool with this when they're told it's actually designed to keep out Justin Bieber.

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when standing upright with arms at your side, the bottom of your shirt can not extend below the tip of your fingers

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

Says someone who wouldn't venture into East St. Louis if his job depended on it.

I wonder if the history of the ape trope was a known unknown or an unknown unknown to Rumsfeld.

I know that kid! Anthony and my brother played on the same AAU team. Shouts out to young Hoosiers doing it big.

I advocated for Deadspin editors but lost the argument.

That's a bunch of shit, baseball is a grueling, 162-game marathon that is extraordinarily difficult on the body. These guys usually play 25 or more games per month, sometimes have 2-3 consecutive weeks of games with no down time. Last season, only 27 players played 95% of their games (154) because the sport is so…

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

"Boy is my face red!"

Louisville said coach Bobby Petrino "is aware of the situation."

And?

I feel terrible for the guy. With such a close-knit, upstanding locker room, there's no way the Ravens will take a chance on a questionable deviant like Michael Sam.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry