I can woodchipper a tube of Thin Mints like nobody's business.

— chief among them...

[takes a shot]

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

Dan made a mockery of the HoF voting by showing that a crowd of pun-making sarcastic internet commenters put out a better ballot than many of the "experts". I can understand why they would be defensive.

bbwaa@aol.com

"A few times, my friend yelled in the direction of her group of 'Bama fans, "I yell 'Roll Tide' when I eff my cousin ..."

"So I dug my heels into the side of this

Things got even more awkward when police tried to read her rights and she vehemently insisted she "could probably" do it herself as long as she was "allowed to sound out the big ones."

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

I'll give you "Breast Cancer Awareness" and "Salute to Service", but Georgia's "50 Years of Dealey Plaza" is a little much.

Dammit Barry, we have certain expectations when one writes "Olympic Ruin Porn."

Mine

I think we're done here.

This does it for me!