That's good work right there.

"Aiuppy!  Aiuppy!"

What a gorgeously crafted comment. Still chortling.

Oh, very good. +1

+1 shoehorn with teeth

wrong thread - whoops

Yes, the LEGENDARY Human Target. Join us in the offseason as Gregggggg takes you through the flubs in every episode of "Keen Eddie".

Obviously Ford took styling cues from a certain faux medieval movie...

Anyone driving in Cincinnati would do well to avoid Vine Street as it goes through the village of Elmwood Place (population ~2,200 and the town is completely surrounded by Cincinnati).

Godspeed to the greatest of Cardinal heroes - I never met him, only heard and read stories, but he was the demigod we around St. Louis always looked up to. May we all aspire to be great in the same way he was, with gratitude and happiness.

I really didn't want to come to Deadspin to see the reaction, but you've brought a little levity to a terribly sad day. Many thanks, you rotten bastard.

Time to retire this account - that's the finest of the finest kind.

Inspector #347: winning.

Still my favorite crazy French car, even though it was only a prototype. The Citroen Karin, ladies and gentlemen.

Skyline at Clifton and Ludlow - the best Cincinnati chili you'll find anywhere.

Jack? Looks like his name is Jimmy now.

Deadspin would be barren without you.

Here's Lewis' inspiration

Man, I'm still laughing at that.

Only one goal this year? Man City will have to drop him, as he's too legit to quit.