Wholly and ridiculously impractical, high-mileage, overpriced, and yet I'm unable to fight it - this is so awesome that it's NP for me.

It's bad, but in all the right ways. Don't really want it, but I can see that it is probably worth it if you happen to be Axl Rose and need a car to drive around back home in (as he put it once) "Indi-fuckin-ana". NP

Well, when you're the 5-0 rolling through the hive of scum and villainy known as Newport Beach, you draw your gun at fucking anything.

The father of a friend from high school had a Daimler SP250 - who remembers that this was a British car company, much less a classic British sports car with a (small) V-8?

+15

Be careful dude - the original Hunley was capable of sinking in the exact same conditions in which you find yourself - i.e. on dry land.

Well, it's about time that Neil Peart, Geddy Lee, and Alex Lifeson got the recognition they deserve.

It's very simple: a car is freedom, an iPhone is a leash.

Theodor Geisel reported the play this way:

I saw Uwe Blab play while he was in High School - that team: the Effingham Flaming Hearts. They've mercifully changed it to just "Hearts" now. Ironic that a guy who didn't really burn to play basketball played for a team that literally did.

"A delicious bit of chicken sandwiched between two stale, dried up pieces of white bread."

♫ "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits.... blowin' out the shits" ♫

That's quality work right there

Gunnar is abso-fucking-lutely a Teen Mom-era, dipshit baby name, right?

It's not a just world, of course.

Now that's infinitely funny.

I have a friend who used to have a truck that he rigged (for some oddball reason) with two separate ignition switches. I thought he was crazy, but this takes the prize. CP.

"And no, Ayyadurai didn't invent the Post-It either."

When asked about his general condition and body shape after 17 months of inactivity, he said: "Eh, it's not too good, I'm actually shaped kind of pearish now."

It seems more like DD-League basketball to me.