Five by five, Jeremy.

This scam was as complex as a Mandelbrot set.

He better hope that he gets reinstated in Korea, or it'll be his last splash.

I have had pretty good success using Yelp for reviews and placing my own reviews. I don't work for them, I don't receive any benefit from them at all other than the use of the review system. My personal experience has been only positive.

1940 bulletproof Großer Mercedes-Benz 770 Series II (W150) Offener Tourenwagen

The fact of its pristine condition only underscores the hip daddy styling. This is beautiful and should be in a museum somewhere. NP

I'll second this - it's the quintessential Japanese car that was much better than its American counterparts.

Well, if you just take the blinkers off the back and replace them with the originals, and then take the hood and the grill off and replace them with the originals, then repaint the da.....

Damn, that Junker caught almost as much air as a Stuka. I'm guessing that's because it was the Accord model Ju-87 chassis.

Every time a bell rings, a Deadspinner gets his/her star. +1

You are 40% more likely to clasp your hands behind your back while wearing a suit, and 85% more likely to clasp your hands behind your back while wearing a tux.

When times are tough, ironic gestures are by necessity cheap. CP

To ensure the historical nature of the sign, Ms. Hein has attached it to this lovely curio. Take that, Ohio Civil Rights Commission!

The most important thing I do is expand my list of colorful and evocative curse words to shout at the no-good, worthless hammerheads driving so badly in front of me.

It's a Canadian tuxedo turned inside-out.

I want a giant pink cardboard monster hearse about as badly as I want a shoehorn with teeth. Only difference is that I know there is such a thing as a giant pink cardboard monster hearse.

Since I am an IT guy, I'll go on ahead and nominate the Subaru Impreza WRX STI in the 5-door configuration, so as to be able to haul around computers/servers/ethernet switches/battery backups/boxes of ethernet cables.

Love everything about this car - if I had the semolians, price would be a vanishingly small object as I drove away in my race car. NP

Impressive, gentlemen, but you're not doing it right when draining the water from the cab. You're supposed to shoot a hole in the floorboard with a .338 Winchester Magnum, not open the doors.

I learned how to properly use a V60 setup from a small batch roaster and have never gone back to another method since. Simply phenomenal coffee.