Based upon this precedent Baron Ambrosia hopes to announce the introduction of the new Bronx Dog at Nathan's Famous in Yankee Stadium.

Nah, I think it's Will Leitch.

Well, good luck to you Albert. You weren't quite The Man after all.

BCS Head: "Once Again, The BCS Has Delivered"

Excellent article, but I have one quibble - everybody knows that Hickey is sportswriting's last badass.

What is WP7?

Sorry Jalops - if it isn't a diamond car with platinum wheels, make and model do not matter. On top of that, if your wife is like mine, that shit wouldn't fly anyway you tried it.

Sunday in the Park with Lt. Pike

Cubey was just looking for somewhere to land after she was kicked out of the band "The Polyhedrons" Spherey, Mr. Pyramid, and The Tetrahedron just couldn't stand her anymore.

Ceci n'est pas un beatdown.

The Emeritus hails from east central Illinois - we doubt he's had the particular pleasure of drinking Stag from the bar with the "Damn coldest beer in town" sign.

Being black-lit after candy flipping LSD and Red Devils is also not advisable.

I'm spellbound - when are you publishing your MMA memoir? (That reminds me - I need to go to the store for some chocolate milk)

Stag beer was originally brewed in Belleville, Illinois, across the river from St. Louis. My grandfather used to drink it. It was the first beer I ever purchased (illegally). It was as ghastly back then as it is now. It's entirely possible that Gary Pinkel got blitzed on Stag last night. Fond memories, those.

I knew Barry Minkow was up to something again!

Oh, goddamnit. Here's a link to a picture of one of those big-headed guys from the Star Trek pilot.

That's caffeine free Diet Coke, don't you know.

"Ima tap that shorty 1st and I hope those crying bats injoy watching Plush in tha poontang!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!"

Two things:

You just can't stop playing defense the way this defense has always played. If the receiver has the ball, it's your job to disengage him from the ball. If you can get to him, you Sacagawea the quarterback.