"The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you're someone. You hear them shouting "Heil, Spode!" and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer. What…

Whatever you get paid in Olds 88 parts, Graverobber, it ain't enough to compensate for the brilliance of this post. Just staggering.

I think you could take it a step above a protest against the media. We in this country have a long history of gleefully sabotaging shakily based attempts to make us a more moral and god-fearing people (public reaction to Prohibition being the best example). The attempt to push Tebow onto the football consciousness…

This tradition inspired another one - when the first points are scored at home by the Nathan Bedford Forrest University five, the fans throw their pointy hoods onto the court.

Gentlemen, whatever you do, don't get caught in a slapfight while wearing capri pants.

I read "last President of the United States to actually kill a person with his own hands" to mean his bare hands. That was Teddy Roosevelt, who strangled Pancho Villa after fucking a grizzly bear.

Firstly, to the Rangers and all their fans, I believe you to be supremely classy, and you just became my favorite team in the AL. I will root for you henceforth unless you are playing the Cardinals.

Secondly, and wholly in the spirit of this site, suck it Deadspin editors.

Joan Rivers has had a lot of work done to her as well. CP.

"Where still n 1st and I hope those crying birds injoy watching tha Crew in tha Playoffs!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!"

I was amazed that Cruz made it close on the ball hit by Craig - he's a hell of a player.

If you're not wearing a helmet, it's best to run off the field before anybody notices that you're getting the glory without showing any guts.

"What are you talking about Craggs? I thought that Rasmus' defenestration was only ok in center field. Now, it's time for a cold, frosty Budweiser."

And once again the hp ump is not quite satisfactory. Winters started out pretty well, but now has expanded his strike zone both outside and low. This is consistent for both teams, but call your zone the same throughout the game, dammit.

No offense, Brewer fans, but Corey Hart looks like the love child of Thor and Shrek. Threk?

Huge win. I said to my wife in the 8th that it would be awesome to get 1-2 runs to nail this thing down, and Holliday delivers just that. Good to see him hitting the inside pitch hard again.

My god - that looks like a prop from a shitty zombie movie.

Cards win 4-3, go up 2-1 in the series after an agonizing game. Time to move Freese up in the order to bat behind Albert. It might be time to get Alan Craig some pt in left as well. No actual squirrels make any appearances on the field.

Ugh - this is what an ocean-going corvette is supposed to look like.