"I don't care if 'is name is Uzzzzzzy "I'm 'Ard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters."

+1 box of Lemonheads

Finally, in a state of blinding drunken rage I entered the room in which Mossberg was passed out cold, dropped my pants, and teabagged the shit out of him.

Nathan Bedford Forrest High would be happy to offer Coach Popp a position as Grand Wizard of the boys basketball team.

I would love to see these guys run a 24 Hours of Lemons car. I would also like to see them bring down the SSC Aero and maybe even the Rally Fighter for a test drive.

This looks like it should star in a remake of this movie.

Gotta be careful with that video there dude - you'll get sued by that crappy driver for illegally recording her mangling of your bike and the conversation afterward as you thank Jesus for your life.

Excellent article with incisive methodology and cogent statistics

Stop saying that!

@Frerotte's Headubutt: In this era of rhinoceros-hided public figures that is an evisceration.

Here in Cincinnati during the winter of the Bengals' discontent, I'm going to ask how Mike Brown could possibly be any worse that that asshole that owns the Clippers.

@Steve U: I'm going with Bill Bidwill here.

@I Like Cheap Beer: I can see Drew rocking a German 88 or a Parrott Gun loaded with case shot. If we have to have a modern weapon, I think he'd derive the most glee from a TOW missile.

@Phil Masteller: I couldn't believe someone would design something this disastrous in appearance and try to mass produce it today. It looks like a pufferfish before it inflates itself.

Man, that is really great. That would fit right next the the 1954 Allis-Chalmers WD-45 on my dad's farm - even the same color.

Angelica during the hug: "I'm angling! I'm angling!"

@DonLuc: I always thought that sand was an integral part of all fake Tex-Mex food.

@cromartie: C'mon - it's hard to wear your graphing calculator on your belt when you're rockin' the low rider jeans.

...or sitting up and yelling out "HELP!" because I think I've fallen through the floor of a barn, and am stuck in the basement

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I've been waiting for Hue Jackson to get a head coaching job just so you could come up with a joke like this. You do not disappoint, sir.