@BrianMadigan: Hey man - they need the cash to maintain the climate controlled garage for the Bugatti.

Needs under-catwalk heating.

Several posters have asked what criminal charges will be leveled against the offending cops in this sordid incident. I live in Hamilton County, and I can assure you that no criminal charges will ever find these guys. They will likely not ever face any kind of serious punishment for their actions, and will surely be…

Worst Goat of 2010

@whitehatspecial: Yeah, when I first saw one I was 16 and didn't care at all about boring stuff like reliability - just loved the way it looked.

I always wanted one of these

They get bored, become wracked with feelings of worthlessness, and generally mope around.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 Wave of Mutilation

Hey, you've got to find some way to wash that $1.6 billion in heroin profits.

When it comes to concussions, bang bang ain't got nothin' on Boom Boom.

Drew, if you haven't had it yet, you need to try beef carbonnade, which is beef braised in beer. You brown the beef and onions in bacon fat first. This dish is so damn good it made me appreciate my mother-in-law.

You should have taken that as a sign to go pantsless, like an anchorman.

Three men enter, one man leaves.

Yo Yo Yo... talk about Making Way for the Motherlode.

And here I thought Sauget, Illinois was the strip club capital of the U.S. Remember - it's just a gunshot away from East St. Louis!

I thought that "mercurial vapors" was a Victorian term for PMS.

Nothing inspires loyalty and camaraderie between Premier League players and clubs like a vicious mob of murderous football hooligans.

Christmas Ape, I hope you enjoyed this past week of freedom.

That's a very astute analysis of the depth of the water. Yeesh.

I think his problem may have been the "specially adapted car".