@TheGhostof TomVeryzer: December 12, 1964 Cleveland Browns at NY Giants: Browns win 52-20

Police Chief: "We need something for the boys to hold onto when they're standing on the running boards. Hmm... I know! We'll build a bridge on top of it!"

I have to hand it to you Milton - the air quotes around the words "media organization" are so palpable that I can feel the breeze from the butterfly effect here in the midwest.

@Flat6-PΩWER ™: The Chinese with their filthy communistic ways laugh uproariously at our capitalist running dog economy which currently floats upon their loans.

Immediately after the pep rally, Butler kicked Sparty down a well.

@LefteeJaycee: Put 'im in the fuckin' bathroom!

@Ash78, now with 40-mile range**†¹²³: I'm wondering if the car will have an automatic transmission as well. That would certainly make this facet of the show predictable and tedious, but would accurately reflect American driving habits.

That first story brings new meaning to the yearly showing of "Amahl and the Night Visitors".

@Hatey McLife: Well done you cruel bastard.

@David Hume: God help the female plumber when Salley asks if she is "chookin".

My god, a landscape turned red.

@AzureTexan: Sayeth Frenchie: "I always wanted to know what it was like to be a Deadspin pyramid."

What a fucking embarrassment - Dikembe Mutombo was much better at stomping on people than they are.

@marimvibe: East St. Louis is on the Illinois (east) side of the Mississippi river. Sort of like West Memphis is in Arkansas, not Tennessee.

I can't wait for the inevitable anthem based upon "We Built this City".

I have only one piece of advice for you Emma: whatever you do, don't write about fucking SEC football.

Where's the #beigebitesback tag?

My god - talk about horrible understeer.

when the world has forgotten you

Harrumpf.