Well, this may not be normal for the Reds' clubhouse, but I see this kind of behavior daily on the pinko commie streets of the west side of Cincinnati.

James Harrison is mildly impressed.

Camperdick van Beethoven is a similar situation between indie rockers and their sweet vegetarian groupies.

@IronMikeGallego: Undoubtedly, you are correct sir.

@IronMikeGallego: Excellent reference there, but Whitey is from New Athens, Illinois. They don't even know what Auto-Tune is, much less dance like that.

Are we sure that was the sailor in question and not one of Dexter's targets?

To be fair, if god existed, he probably wouldn't have created Wales

The SEALs were originally going to extract a heartfelt apology from Rose for betting on baseball. After ten seconds' contemplation, they settled for the simulation.

Where football and basketball have altered some of their rules over time to increase the intensity of their games, the distance from home plate to first base will always be ninety feet and a foul ball will always be a foul ball.

That's how you get malaria, I heard.

Detective LaCock broke this one wide open.

Founding member of Insane Mime Posse, Thierry Henry.

@AzureTexan: Brian Williams?

I immediately thought of the Solara convertible as well. It looks, as my mother-in-law would say, like an "incipient turd".

I'd love to see Bellamy playing for the Bluebirds - I think all of South Wales would love that as well. Excepting of course Swansea and environs, but fuck them. Maybe they can do a deal with Derby and get Robbie Savage as well - that would be nearly critical mass for hotheaded Welsh players.

The strangest part of this? That it happened in a tiny Illinois town on the Ohio River. I can just imagine the shock of having an army of freaks descend on this sleepy pastoral burg. The juggalos would be pretty horrific as well.

New Daly fashion trend: tube tops for men.

@AzureTexan: Strangely enough, I have a friend who fits all those characteristics - I'll see if I can arrange to have you roll a mile in his wheelchair.

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