Now let's see you crush 100 coconuts in 60 seconds with your bare hands Rosenhaus.

A police spokesmen said that more than 90 percent of those arrested were Rostock fans. They had apparently travelled to Düsseldorf a day before the match in order to spend the night in local bars. Several had travelled by bus, while others had made the trip from Rostock by boat, arriving shortly before midnight.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Well, getting beat 5-0 will tend to make hockey players a bit cranky.

Will - how well will Freese do this year? What's the best nickname for him? ("Mister" is not it)

Evidently the director was present at the opening of Tutankhamun's tomb.

"Barmy" Fotheringay-Phipps, great-uncle to the author of this letter, remembers fondly the night when he, Bertie Wooster, Boko Fiddleworth, and a few other Oxford rogues fucked a chorus line of girls, drank a distillery dry, and burned Windsor Palace to the ground.

Sometimes I'll buy those big fucking bottle of Ommegang, and pray I don't overflow the pint glass when I pour it in.

I've tried to pick only two favorites out of this group but I just can't. Brilliantly done, all of you. I can't stop laughing.

@Brazil Thrill: Yet another Philly team that needs to learn something from the Steelers.

The Bath School bombing in Michigan included the use of a suicide car bomb. 1927.

@Babcocksure: It's either that or Kobe is a white guy in his 40's.

@Hatey McLife: Well, Kobe is a cherry poppin' daddy.

A straight up punk move by a guy with an asshole haircut - who'd a thunk it.

@Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: Yes, Jesus riding dinosaurs is in the Creation Museum. I've seen pictures, not paid to see that drivel, even though it is right down the road.

@Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: Looks like someone has been to the Creation Museum.

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: Picture fail -

@Drachen: I think it's these jackasses' fault.

I call bullshit on the Utah measurement - surely drivers at the Salt Flats use more gas than the whole state of Indiana in a day.

Al Swearengen likes this kid.

I think Francis of Assisi would suggest this mode of transportation.