N0 need to leave a cache trail to figure out how to make Turkoglu disappear - just look this guy up.

But for this one Sunday in a flower-stuffed pocket of Georgia, the good husband, the good son, the good man actually got rewarded.

Schottzie VI?

@icy_one: Bill Cunningham is the biggest douche in Cincinnati, hands down.

Yikes - it's Leisure Suit Larry's convertible. He'd probably be freebasing, not smoking crack, but if the pipe fits...

@Sarcastro: One might assume that your sardonically derived name would imply cynicism continuously applied to your comments.

@Møbius: Stormy Daniels for Senate!

I wonder if BMW will authorize a crystal hood ornament?

Riding through the city on my bike all day

powered by their backup catcher's .368 average (7-for-19 on the year!)

@thewhizzonator: You Denkinger-loving bastard, you.

At best using a thumb drive just makes you feel like a low level hacker.

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And then Jeff Francoeur will go on the DL with river blindness!

@ScientificMapp: I'm humming "Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)" while dreaming about Augusta. Bravo.

There's no way this guy's actually Russian - he's not pale and cadaverous enough.

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't you, you bastard!

I'll go one further on the Irish accent - Liam Neeson in the movie "Taken". My particular favorite is the way he hisses/growls "Casey" after hustling the pop queen off the stage. I do that all the time.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: And here I thought the nightmare was over.

@Marth: I doff my StL cap and hold it over my heart - may the late, unlamented BaggieDome rapidly recede into the mists of time.