@HernandezStache:

I originally started wearing it because our trainers thought it could possibly help my hamstring

@UkraineNotWeak: After that last series every Mets pitcher, including Mackenzie Brown, is following Albert Pujols on Twitter.

Their logo makes me want to print it out in color and wear it drunkenly on the 4th of July.

As if Rick needed the porn star 'stache.

@Sports-Pun: +1 fried chicken

I think this guy figured out the cure for shuffleitis.

I believe that this picture was taken at Oktoberfest in Munich - I'll have 5 liters right here!

Let me think about this for just a moment and properly cast my response to this:

'Why do I have to do anything for these people?' you might (rightfully) ask. 'Who cares what they think? They're just jealous.' While your instincts may be correct, you must keep in mind that some of these adversaries will be people you just may have to deal with. So do your best.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: If you don't put your money on Chris Henry, you're a damn fool.

Curtis Granderson has clearly turned back the clock and become the Artful Dodger again.

"Yes, we blame you for the fact that our national stadium gives us few dining choices except stale hotdogs that cost the GDP of a small African nation."

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome! C'mon in!

@undefined: @econdave: I think Touchdown Jesus rendered in Legos might impress me a bit more. Then again, maybe not.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Who's got the erector set? Stephen Curry?

So in this case the word "plight" is a combination of "plush" and "blight"?

As he sped away from the scene of the drive-by curbing, he screamed, "Riverside, motherfucker!!!"

@Chamomiles Davis:

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