@Weed Against Speed:

I think we should call that look the reverse dickhead.

@Doyle McPoyle:

@AliciaSacramonesBrownie: That's not really what this is. The offer is in effect: 2 years, 20 million dollars, and a no-interest loan that the Dodgers will pay back to Manny after 5 years for his services during the first two years.

Fettsack?

"Hey - you want some squash?"

Hmm.... who else hates Nate Silver - maybe every Republican in existence?

Oooh - and Rick comes up with a Nullification Crisis beatdown. I'll raise you a Missouri Compromise. And if that isn't enough, I'll bring out the big gun - that's right, James Bufuckingchanan.

I couldn't believe that the recoil hadn't knocked him over - then I realized he weighed a metric ton and my faith in the laws of physics was restored.

@Doyle McPoyle:

@Weed Against Speed:

My wife and I drove to the Jersey Shore for a wedding a couple of years ago and this is what I remember about the drive from Philly to Stone Harbor: corn and porn.

"We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph!"

@UkraineNotWeak:

"Moyer then shook his head wistfully and walked off toward his Bentley"

You snooze you lose, bitch.

@AndOnTheDrums...:

@InfiniTrent:

I gotta get a faster internet connection - damn.

Pringle - once you pop, you can't stop!