Evan Dando would like to take the Pop Rocks on a rockin' stroll for appropriating his candy-as-a-band-name schtick.

Mere seconds after that picture was taken, Milton Bradley bit off Lou's nose.

Those fucking tennis hooligans are a menace - every time I go past a private tennis court at an exclusive club, it's a goddamn war zone.

@StuScott Booyahs:

Isn't this how Romo made the Cowboys' roster in the first place?

@Pete Gaines:

@KittyLitterKing: Sauget for a day! Just a gunshot from East St. Louis.

@Doyle McPoyle

@Doyle McPoyle:

The best thing about all this is that Bill Cunningham's head exploded when he discovered his radio station and his baseball team were cozying up to both Clooney and Degeneres. Oh - and fuck you Cunningham, you asshuffer.

It's extremely unlikely that Billy C will get fired over this - the square-heads in Cincinnati love him almost as much as they love Pete Rose. Oh, and fuck you Billy C, you asshuffer.

@Detective Bunk:

How is "Traci Tapp" not an in-use porn star name?

@UkraineNotWeak: We got you covered, brother. Technically this is Northern Kentucky, but it's the greater Cincinnati area, right across the river.

@Roto_Tudor: My friend the math teacher and general cynic gives you a +1

@Gourmet Spud: Ribery can't be charged with a DUI since he wasn't mo'hammed than Kyle Long.

It's completely understandable that he was going the wrong way after blowing a .10 on the breathalyzer - try driving and computing fractions while drunk and see how well that turns out.

If there's one thing we need here in America, it's another pretentious and fuck-witted Boston sports columnist.

@UkraineNotWeak:

It's a good thing for AC Milan that they dropped Rondaldo the doughboy for some youth and vitality.