This is Bruce Campbell's big moment to make it as a footballer - especially if he gets to play against zombies.

@Drew Magary: I waited tables in college and here's how I figure it:

I think someone was wearing Cesar Cedeno's Astros jersey at some point.

@BigRicks: Joe Barry Carroll

"Is this Heaven?"

@Sports-Pun: I read that he just wants to feed his family - you know, tryin' to make a dollar out of 15 cents.

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: And I really man that.

@thesepretzels: It looks half-flaccid to me

That shot went down smooth - just like SUNY Genessee Cream Ale.

@Rob Iracane: "It's for washin' off your backside!" - Manny, quoting Crocodile Dundee

Plax was glad to have the construction scaffolding - it prevented the sky from falling on him.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen:

@Clare: It's Always Friday in Philadelphia

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I was thinking a spotted mask away from being confused with Rorschach.

Is there a pool yet on how many games it takes before Knight tries to choke Brent Musberger?

I remember seeing the New England Patriot version of this diorama, but that got snapped up pretty quickly and is now part of "Bodies...the Exhibition".

Looks like the "pat-down" included a more intimate component that was not expected by the unfortunate recipient of that happy ending.

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: Vito Corleone too, hammerhead.

"They are always in the news, either in someone's swimming pool or killing someone's favorite horse."

As I pointed out in an earlier post, the entire Premiership would love to have Wenger on their side, and it looks as though Everton have finally done it. Poor Gooners!