As I gaze upon those pictures I imagine the dulcet tones of former Attorney General John Ashcroft as he sings "Let the Gamecock Fly".

WAR CHICKEN!!!!!

@Cialis Cooper:

Bill James gets all the math geek girls though.

If Goodell were the President of this league, the third Aboriginal War Dancer in that picture would have been fined $5000 for wearing the wrong color grass skirt.

Anastasia - Vanessa Hudgens

Save the sideline reporter, save the world.

And thus are four new Scientologists created.

@WanderingBear: To quote Tom Hanks as Captain John H. Miller from Saving Private Ryan:

Well, if she can't play at the NHL level and tires of women's hockey, at least she'll always have porn to fall back on, like that German soccer player.

@EamusCatuli: +1 - and there can't be a better mod than that even though your comment deserves it

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: They're real. And they're spectacular.

Mountaneer:

The Bungles should be so lucky to have Mike Brown sell the team - at least their fans wouldn't be getting their asses kicked in their own house because the opposition has bought 75% of the seats in the stadium.

Wait a minute... you know the name of a skillet manufacturer? What are you - some kind of pussy Frenchman? (I exclude Arsene Wenger from that last statement)

Well, if Duff says he was talking to Tony LaRussa, then clearly he was talking to Willie Randolph.

Let me also say, once and forever more, that no one, NO ONE, owes J.D. Drew a fucking apology.

@Big Jim Slade: And here I thought that hot chicks weren't turned on by the "blue blazer and wrinkled Dockers khaki" look

@Sarcastro: Those are some mean motherfucking vanilla pods he grows though. The most powerful essence comes from those beans, yes?

Pirates fans mourn for the never-to-be "Why Can't Yinz?" shirt