@Steve_U:

"Out of precaution they did different studies on my body, and I don't have any kind of serious injury"

I heard that Hochuli had to go through Kimbo Slice to get out of the stadium. Fortunately, that took only 14 seconds.

Here's the only emoticon that Buffett uses: $

If I remember correctly, Albert beat Lidge down mercilessly in front of a horrified crowd of 40,000+ onlookers. After he finished the job, he yelled "choo choo motherfuckers!"

Those Citadel pukes wouldn't have messed with them if they were actually from Philadelphia, but Princeton? Pfft.

@Colonel Dubby: He certainly can't be Hank Steinbrenner

I kind of hate to say this Hank, but you're a pussy. In my experience, the New York Yankees aren't pussies. They may be impossibly huge assholes, but they aren't pussies. Well, except for Alex Rodriguez.

@RonWilsonsWar:

Mickey Rourke actually had to have his face smoothed out a little bit by the makeup wizards for Sin City. He's easily my favorite artificial human. Well, him and that guy from the band Dead or Alive.

Well, you gotta hand it to the Cubs - they did the right things to win before and during the season, the bastards. Now let's see if Zambrano has enough arm strength left to make it through the postseason. Copy that for Harden. And Wood. The End of Days looms.

Also not pictured: riding crop, colonel's epaulets, devastating lack of hair. "Hogan!!!"

@Gourmet Spud:

Ed Hochuli's blown call makes Chuck Norris cry.

It would be cooler to watch the game with Obama, but I'd still rather watch it with McCain - he'll fall asleep in the middle and you get to eat all the chips and guacamole and drink as much beer as you want. Score!

It's sad to note that the Padres haven't looked more menacing all year than they do in this picture.

Leo thinks that Theriot is "pert near as good as Nap Lajoie", and told the Cubs ownership as well. They still won't let him toss out the first pitch, the bastards.

@VTBen:

@Lady Andrea:

So now that the Brewers are officially done, where does C.C. Sabathia pitch next year?