It's funny when a corn-fed schlub with cowlicked hair and wire rim glasses covers his flabby torso with a "Black Death Vodka" t-shirt.

"Wannabe old school United jersey? Check. Popped Collar? Check. Gel-spiked hair? Check."

It's about time someone figured out how to use the mass media to give an unknown and half-witted comedian a career boost. Oh, and to let us fans have our say too.

Daulerio will now get a text stating, "Hey, it's Tanner Cooley. I need to talk to you about the picture showing me and my brother as cocks on the site. Call me."

I think the refs inflicted more damage on the Bulgarians than the Slovaks did during that brawl.

Watch out for your cornhole, bud

My personal favorite Y2K stories involved the guy who bought a wood stove for his 8th floor Miami Beach condo and the idiot who bought a hand-cranked flour mill who expected flour to magically appear as soon as the crank was turned. Good times.

Michael Palin > Sarah Palin

You forgot the re-enactment of the War of Northern Aggression - the South gets to win this time!

Pete Reiser lives.

I still remember the editorial comment by Mike Bush, KSDK's sports guy, when the Cardinals were almost certain to leave St. Louis. He basically told them to not let the door hit them in the ass on the way out. Never has a more richly rewarding and prescient comment been uttered on TV.

@OchentaYcinco:

Freakin' Cristiano Ronaldo could learn a lot from this guy.

@Colonel Wellemeyer:

Hi, I play for Waipahu and my name's Barry - Barry O'Bomber.

Amanda Beard is beautiful, but I just can't get past the image in my mind of her sitting on a rock in the Mediterranean singing her song and luring unwitting sailors to their untimely demise.

@Sports-Pun:

@TastesLikeAwful:

@Weed Against Speed:

Mark Gastineau approves of Rogge's statement, and the spirit behind it.