If I was Marvin Lewis I'd staple Anthony Munoz to Chris Henry until he can play again.
Clay,
Deadspin readers,
@Sports-Pun: Winston Churchill didn't dress himself either, and wore silk underwear due to his delicate skin. Like Phelps, he also crapped bigger than Montana.
After rolling over the bonnet, his colour changed as the Bill extricated that spanner from his arse. They screamed in Chinese, "Oi, you're nicked!"
@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Sorry my name is more British than yours.
Sorry that English people look funny.
@amorphous: +1 Glyndwr approves of this post.
@Chamomiles Davis: My god - an Ambrose Bierce reference - Deadspin truly is a literate site. Oh, and Chis Collinsworth was born with a "brief smirk" on his face, only it has been briefly continuous from that moment on.
And after scoring on a 73-yard pass, Terrell Owens runs to the center of Tblisi and dances on the ruins, thus pissing off all Georgians
@OutSportsReader: I didn't know they shot silent films on 16mm.... huh.
@calmasacucumber: I believe this is a reference to Spitz's finest acting role - as the volleyball in Cast Away.
@Colonel Wellemeyer: For all of eternity.
And here I thought Manny had gone to LA to fade away this year with a feeble team. Foolish. Foolish.
Irina Necro-ssova? She does look somewhat zombified.
@HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: Very astute observation but there is one problem: he can't be Huggins because he's not falling down drunk.
I don't know folks - looks like he was clumsily branded by a six-year-old. He also strangely looks like Deutchland's answer to John Turturro, but we all know he isn't that tough.
"You mean this gringo came all this way to get a t-shirt and a crappy baseball cap?"