Zidane wishes he'd been better prepared.

Sadly, this and other important Olympic stories will not be read in China, as they surely block Deadspin as "despicable hegemonic Western trash".

Judging by some of the pictures on the SBB site, the buildings weren't the only thing swaying, jiggling, and shaking in Venice earlier today.

I believe the cameraman has a foot fetish...

Poor old St. Louis - first the people that inflicted Stella Artois on an innocent and unsuspecting world buy up Anheuser-Busch, now Limbaugh comes to take another little piece of her heart. Poor old St. Louis

@WadeCounty: Bill Bidwill, hands down.

I misread that whole thing - I thought it said "Tittietown", and I thought, "Valdosta? Really?"

Good god, the doldrums of the sporting world are ugly this summer

Goddamn prairie maggots - now they're after our children.

"Ok officers, this is the best picture we have of the most dangerous faction of the Malibu Bloods and their bitches."

I think I'll hold out for the coverage of the grass-growing, paint-drying, and water-boiling gambling sites. I can feel the excitement already.

@Azian Zero:

@TracyHamandEggs9:

@UkraineNotWeak:

two thumbs up to Keltavious Jones (#2 Dayton Dragons) for his first name and the acrobatic dive into the middle of the pile.

Florida State Ride Safety Bureau motto:

Granny Williamson sez, "Oi, yer nicked!"

What the hell is Cris Collinsworth doing dressed up in basketball gear, and when did he regrow his mullet?

@crazyjoedavola:

@Magnakai Haaskivi: