We have to get everyone’s guns. I rented a U Haul. 

I’m so glad 45 reminded us again that the way to prevent deaths is to ensure that there’s as much death as possible at every opportunity. I wish I could just give Republicans their own goddamn island and let them stay the fuck away from people with souls.

He is always folding his arms like that, like he’s trying to crush his tiny hands. I’ve noticed that he does it when he’s saying a particularly egregious lie and doesn’t want to get called on it. He does it in the presence of other world leaders too. It’s a telling personal tic, and I think more should be written…

“Hi. My name is Gawkfugee, and I can’t go 3 hours without drinking.”

I drink occasionally but these Lifehacker posts on alcohol (and being on airplanes myself) make me feel like a straight up Mormon. Sorry...ahem...Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Y’all are drinking way too much. Guys on the 8am flights are ordering double vodka sodas...society has largely…

And keep in mind that air travel already dehydrates you like shit. Drinking alcohol only additionally contributes to this. Your chance of a massive headache increase, as does the chance that next time you poop it’ll be 2 days later and you’ll feel like you’re giving birth.

No mention of Jackie’s previous arrest in Boston?

People who are at risk of having their lives ruined by an unwanted pregnancy, or ended by an unsafe one, do NOT give a fuck about data theft. Priorities, girl.

Didn’t Trump tell Stormy Daniels that she reminds him of his daughter? Knowing that should we include that Ivanka Trump is also a Horseface?

Yes and your suburban sense of politesse is why they win. Kick the dog while it’s down, you fool. 

None of those other things will shame or embarrass him.

I hear you, I get where you’re coming from, but if y’all want to get down off your high horses, we’re getting hammered down here.

There’s a type of man, you know the one I’m talking about, the type that is always polite to a lady, that would never use foul language in front of a lady! The benevolent sexist. It is my experience that these men engage in the phenomenon known as “locker room talk” and say very foul things about ladies when not in…

Even worse, while I had no interest in reading 500 days of insipid drivel about Ms Cavallari, the obsessive completionist in me is irrationally angry that it terminated early.

Ol’ Donnie did always seem like a fun guy.

Well, if Melania had any doubt the Donald two-timed, she knows now

One is whitewashing and the other isn’t 

Sure because it’s not like the objections to that role were based in a completely different context of real-world issues or anything 

Why do you assume white = good

I’m not sure what middle ground you’d want people to find here.