Makes sense. All the CDs work in my car. My CD player is ancient.

Me Not So Good At Technology DUAN

Women, sure. They are crazy. But greyhounds? Cute pups, that's bananas.

Okay, so I'm all dressed up with a cat scarf and it's my birthday, whatever. I get this text:

All this time I thought you hated me.

Awww, Gamboa, you're the best. I thought I might have to go to Jezebel.

It's not a mink stowl! It's the actual cat. Who doesn't carry a cat around?

Several things.

Ugh, people are mean. So I'm dressed up for a night out, but I had to stop by the grocery store. This woman made it a point to stop me and point out that I was overdressed. Who does that? And what am I supposed to say? Sorry? No, your fat ass wouldn't fit in my dress.

Today is my birthday.

They aren't that bad. I love their simple charm.

I don't think Hickey night exists anymore.

Crazy!

I may have a world of sadness, but I've got Drum Machine Joy!

Ah, Kemp. I thought that was him. But "Beast Mode" threw me off.

So, who is everyone?

Impossible! You'll be too busy watching the Final Four.

DUAN Baseball Challenge ...

Hmm ... but you have to put McGwire somewhere. Homeland Security?

It's a compliment, I suppose. You're versatile (able to 'play' many infield positions) and oblivious to reality. Not bad.