Oh, the carpet is going in the woodchipper. Maybe with the dog. And possibly me if someone doesn't frickin' post a cat .gif.

What goes in the woodchipper? The dog or the carpet? If the dog, I can't believe IMG gave you a +1 for that.

Two things for you:

Ha.

Two things:

Evidently. It was the greyhound. There's 18 inches of snow on the ground. What on Earth did he cut it on?

Not funny, this would happen to Yuni, problem.

I don't know, that WhynotstartYunieveryday is a force. Even if she never makes jokes or comments during the day. Some of us have to ring up bananas all day, you know!

This article summarizes exactly how I feel [joeposnanski.blogspot.com]

Ha, I drew Yuni Betancourt. I'm giving him pitchers who still haven't figured out that he will swing at anything.

Interesting topic — what people go through. Several thoughts on the matter. Last time I checked (which was a few years ago), lumberjacks had the worst safety record. Even then it was a small percentage. The US — even when people skirt the law — has strict regulations. Coal mining is pretty safe in this country, just a…

I decided, at 31, that teaching high school kids wouldn't be nearly as fulfilling as ringing up bananas at Target. I'm happier, except I can't pay my bills, and I don't know what my next step is.

Honestly, I have told guys that. They are MANLY MAN who will persuade me to their side. I had to google John Amaechi, that's *so* funny!

I agree with you. As has been shown in recent weeks, new boyfriend is not an actual adult. I wouldn't dare introduce him to my guy friends.

Way to cut to the heart, SSE. I guess the problem is, as everyone on Deadspin knows, I'm hopelessly in love with one of my guy friends. But it is true that I will never let anyone keep me from my life. It's all I have now.

Bellwether, I'm sorry about your job. I hate blessings in disguise. Blessings in disguise take me from me tenured education job to ringing up bananas at Target. Anyway, I think others have said, be honest, the former company can't say very much (libel/slander drama), and find something better. I hope it's not at…

All right, DU!AN Boys Club ...

I actually — honestly! — was thinking about you just yesterday. What's new around here ... the continual debate over +1s, AJ's leaving us, Phin lost his star, Azure caused quite a stir over at Gawker (and, as a result of said stir, Always Winning must be reminded that he has an adorable little heart in his name),…

Was it corrected or do I not know where my own state is? Looks right to me.

In 2005, I was out of college, married to a guy I shouldn't have married, dreaming of changing the world, and drinking way too much. Now I'm not married, not dreaming, and not drinking.