Already did that mess. It's like I'm in an Indiana Jones movie, and I fall into every trap possible.

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As many of you know I am trying to change careers. This is probably not the best time, but life happens. But while I figure things out, I do need some cash flow. So, please all wish me luck in convincing the nice people of Target tomorrow at 1 MST, that, despite my 8 years of education experience between working for…

Why not? I've watched one college football game this year. Winner!

Shoveling. And shoveling. And then some more shoveling. Good exercise and great for the back muscles.

Wasn't this one already on DHF? Oh, those Bar Girls.

Is that going on pure annoyance factor or general crazy evil? And what goon for the KGB will be at my door if I say Vladimir Putin?

Ah, that breaks my heart. A whole year on Deadspin promoting the wonders of Yuni, a playoff appearance, and nothing. He (pretends) to play shortstop for the Brewers. He may not be the worst shortstop in baseball (although the numbers are there, depending on how SABR you want to get) but he is the most free swinging.…

Neither did I. I honestly thought it was just referred to as a sports website. With video of police chasing puppies or other such nonsense. I am so lost. Are these part of men's lifestyle?

Yuni Betancourt: overrated, underrated or adorable?

Question: Is it truly "picked off" if the throw is directly at the other team's player? Because some of throws make you wonder if there is another term. Such as: "threw directly to the defense."

Kid just needs some glasses. Didn't you see Major League? Glasses turn people into good players. Who can see who is on their team.

Not sure I follow the story, but stay out of the bathtub. Although vodkanaut goes there sometimes to nap and make chili.

So, you know what I prefer about Deadspin to Twitter? So I really enjoyed the Chiefs game and want to read funny comments about Palko, the missed chances, the 12 men on the field. Twice. But no, the trending feed is just retweets. Someone else already made that joke! Read the thread, damnit.

Yuni's Day

And make sure you pick up a bunch of incandescent light bulbs too, because those are also on their way out.

135 days until Opening Day. And I'm not excited at all at seeing the same team fail just like they did last year. They seem to have high hopes for Nicasio. You know, the pitcher who got hit in the neck and really could have died. And de la Rosa, who had Tommy John surgery. That's how we build our rotation around here.

She is worth every penny, but living on the streets won't help.

That's what I have to do. Hope for the best. Can you give your dog human advil?

Oh, it would be. About $400. You realize my agony.