4th place tasted okay. Last place would have been more fitting. The best part is that apparently we aren't going to make any changes. After two disappointing seasons, you think we could fire Jim Tracy.

It's connected to a original NES.

It's true, I suppose. We'd all rather not work.

I am a student of economics, and I understand all about opportunity cost. So I give up 8 hours a day to have a drink, nice TV, kids, whatever. I guess the problem is twofold: (1) I have a perfectionist desire to be good at my job (2) I don't enjoy the other opportunities — I don't drink (reformed alcoholic), my TV is…

Ah shit I don't know what the hell I'm doing DUAN ...

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/Fantasy on

Is there no DUAN tonight? Love football, but my neighbors have turned into ghosts. I'd like to talk about that.

Plant pumpkin seeds and grow freakishly large pumpkins! Then talk to them.

New state slogans:

Meh, it's nice and cozy at 186.

Dear Deadspin,

Well, well, look what the cat finally dragged in. I've been saving all my Derek Jeter jokes for you and Always Winning and you both have been gone all summer.

@Phintastic also ... It's still there. Doubt Fowler's comical misadventure on the hill will make Sportscenter with all these real sporting events going on, but the Rockies are down 9-1 and I blame the damn hill.

Because most English teachers don't know the difference either. Only mediocre shortstops know.

I'm the third kid. What does that mean?

No, in this exciting battle of last place or near last place teams, Dexter Fowler lost the ball

My father, at a t-ball game, with a baseball bat, threatening to "teach someone a lesson"

Affect is a verb

September baseball things I hadn't noticed before ...