Ha! Friends with benefits from afar, with a love of losing teams and burritos. ;)

How many Gawker trophies do you have?

So which category do I fall in?

Re: sex with big dogs v. big cats

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! You guys!!! Phillies!

In the legal way, right?

That is about the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Everything you do is gold, like you don't already know that. Just glad to see you around here.

Iron Mike! Fight Night! This better be good.

I have no power to approve people, but I approve you. And Armen. And FavreFAIL.

Armen,

This is a crazy night. Houses on fire, Pablo Sandoval getting a triple to hit for the cycle ... did I miss something?

I know the answer already, but has anyone ever seen that episode of Doctor Who with the line "Burn with me"? It sounds sensual, but, alas, it's not.

Aisle D of my local Target will take care of you. Good luck with that information.

Noticed that a few days ago. It's a bit of a running joke. Or maybe not a joke. Phin loses and regains his star a lot. Thoughts, comment ninja?

Also never happened to me before DU!AN ...

Doubt it, it's a total flophouse back there, and despite the rumors from last night, Yuni runs a classy establishment.

Um, so this has never happened to me before DU!AN ...

Girls, use your words . Talk it out.

This really is more of an issue for Prick Top to deal with. Where is that fellow, anyway?