I loved the Mad Caddies in high school. I didn't know other people know who they were.

I can't read DS at work, and so only read about 10% of the posts. I know I am missing a lot of good material and jokes, but I can't get through it all.

Sadly, neither. I can handle a veggie stir-fry with tofu. Yum yum!

(1) Robot umpires

Are you on Twitter? Most of the DUAN crowd has wandered over there.

WTF is up with radio shows on TV? After the Rockies games they show the Dan Patrick show. What is this? Know-all host with inane call ins, with the studio of a radio show. Like I want to hear Kevin from Denver's opinion on the game?

Well, 420 is the time to get high.

Hey you. How's life and the upcoming wedding?

Late chime in with the other responses. Hope and prayers for your Dad, and I want to agree with others that the Deadspin community, for all our dick jokes and irreverent comments, is a very caring community. They've been there for me in my rough patches.

That's right, bitches.

Thanks for the apology, but this is Deadspin. I wouldn't be here if I was offended by dick and balls.

Tired/Sad/Lame Joke DUAN ...

'ELLO! We've missed you. Where is your star?

Are you RHSC? Where is that cat these days?

I do love my baseball. And cats.

Thank you. You are absolutely right. I'm just such a pigeon that I get sold on whatever seems convenient. Yuni put on her brave game face and has gotten her bill down to $130 a month.

Don't Know What to Do DUAN:

Ha, my water bill is definitely lower than his. Mine is like $10 a month. What on earth is he doing with all water?

The worst part of the Century Link drama is that I'm not under contract. The customer service is so vague and difficult to navigate that I think most customers — including me — just get tired of dealing with it. I've contacted them twice just to let them know that the account needs to be in my name, not my…

I figured on the phone/internet thing.