I understood the boredom issue, so I guess my question is more 2 fold:

I could steal your cat.

Really? Everyone is okay with the haircut thing?

Am I Getting Swindled DUAN ...

But you wouldn't replace Rivera to get that match up, right? Why does it create that illusion of approaching the zone from behind them? (never played baseball, obviously)

Well, it's a lizard, it's poster sized, I think it comes framed ...

Your handle just lends itself to that kind of joke.

I do know what you mean, and not at all a valid baseball strategy.

I'm kind of a SABR dork, and I'm finally getting around to reading Moneyball, too. It's amazing how little Oakland considered defense. I don't really get the righty-righty/lefty-lefty thing. That seems to be going too far. Isn't good pitching just good pitching?

Welcome. And it is true, in my county, as long as there is no evidence of neglect, you can technically own an infinite amount of cats.

As long it's not your shitty diaper, I think you're okay.

I turned 31 this year. I wasn't okay with 30. I just feel like I should have accomplished more than a dead end career, commenting on Deadspin, and owning too many cats.

Strange Things At the Ballpark DUAN:

It's not only childish, it's unethical and possibly illegal. Employers are required to provide paychecks when they fire an employee — which is really what this ended up being. Hopefully you got yours.

Well if the video is not available I fully expect a MS paint drawing.

Mine is a tribute to the durable, oft-target of Joe Posnanski, delightfully mediocre Brewers shortstop Yuniesky Betancourt. As many have pointed out, he's not the worst shortstop in the majors. But there was just something so tragic about how the Royals, regardless of how badly he played, penciled in his name every…

Why exclude Insane Clown Posse? Last time they were in my town someone totally unrelated to the concert got stabbed outside. My kind of people.

Come over tomorrow at 2 and you'll something historically special from my cats. I'm thinking ... the Pelopennisian War.

It's been like this lately. I guess some people, like, go out on Saturday nights instead of hanging out with their cats and posting on DUAN.

Hey, I mentioned you on DUAN the other night as being MIA. Maybe I do have super powers!