Unlikely sentence DUAN

So you're really doing him a favor. Make him buy his own beer.

If you trust him enough to be in your house for 2 weeks, I suppose you can lend him the money. But the deal sounds shady.

Only for you, Cobra

Achiever has been gone awhile, Maloik hasn't posted lately; lots of others have gone from frequent to sporadic.

Reptile DUAN,

I don't know how, as a batter, you can look at that and even try to concentrate on the next pitch.

I thought about that, and the phrase is certainly attributed to Tulos_Mullet. But the story was written for you.

Title: DUAN Burrito Talk

I actually was watching the game on Saturday when Ubaldo found out he had been traded (yes, I spend Saturday evenings with my mother). She cried too, especially when they interviewed him later in the game.

My best friend is a Phillies fan, so I know how bad Kendrick/Herndon can be. And I knew after going 0-4 Monday night Howard was going to hit yesterday. But the effort the Rockies put forth was dismal. The Rockies 3-4-5 hitters? A combined 0 for 11.

The Rockies really put up a fight, though. You could see the hustle and desire.

I know Cleveland isn't happy. They are definitely gambling on the present. The Tribe has a great farm system — for the rest of MLB it seems.

No, I meant to include Ubaldo in that list (I thought it was implied). Dex is borderline, but I think he has a lot of potential.

Is there a way we could trade Selig? I hear Sweden is lovely this time of year.

Peter Jenning's Beyond Conspiracy convinced me it was a lone gunman. Conspiracy theories annoy me now.

You're welcome. You go back to the dentist and have it refilled. Have fun!

Tracy is a huge part of the problem, the whole coaching staff. Bad pitching decisions, bad base running decisions, I don't get it.

Oh. I am so stupid.

Um, so.