I promise that SSE replied to this even though I can't see it anymore (maybe you can), and I'm going to reply to him again at the risk of double posting nonsense about cat dicks having 120-150 spikes on them so that Wikipedia can use the phrase "rake the walls of the vagina" in describing cat reproduction. It makes…

One more? One more.

I mentioned it below, but I really think it must be discussed. Cat reproduction. This knowledge will change your whole attitude about the nature of deadspin humor. Or, at least, look at your cats differently.

Speaking of cats, I learned something very interesting about cat reproduction. I don’t know if it’s appropriate to discuss even on Deadspin, or maybe it’s common knowledge. Hmm…

I'm still awake! Just got home from a Dr. Who marathon (geeking it up!) Checking to see how my Rockies managed to lose today.

Not to sound insensitive or mean, but how many NCAA players end up in jobs like driving buses? I'm guessing a lot. It's just sad that he had his moment of stardom and then ... just regular life.

It's not every day you can drop 3 fly balls and win.

Surprisingly, I didn't hurt myself. Considering that lawn mowers have fallen on me, this is a victory. No, it's not funny. I was just told (damn Home Depot) that it would be easy and kinda fun. It was hard and not at all fun.

If it makes you feel better, the Cubs played terrible today and still beat up the Rockies.

According to my DUAN, there hasn't a comment in two hours.

No. It does not.

How young?

So, I'm watching Who's Line is it Anyway on ABC Family (re-runs). Are women just not funny? Or what's the deal?

E-mail me. I'm disorganized.

Why are greyhounds are a young person's pet? He sleeps all day.

I rent. And I told my landlord (and others) that the floor was moving. No one believed me.

I agree.

I am fairly young — we'll go with early 30s. But the police are militant around here. You get tickets for an idle car.

Hahaha. What a great day. I made a drink (lemonade, you know me). The glass was cracked. Subtle enough to not notice right away.

That is why teaching is such a rewarding profession.