Sorry everyone. I'm in a pretty crappy mood. Why?

I'm actually studying the 1800s right now. Gay marriage wasn't really the issue.

I live in a house! In the suburbs!

Yes. I should mention this is burly man.

I understand troublesome cars. I did point out it's illegal to idle cars here for more than a minute. So even if I am a bitchy neighbor, the law is on my side.

I guess I should have been clearer. He warms it up in the driveway. He gave me a rather scientific explanation as to why. It's 90 degrees here, so I called bullshit. But what do I know? I just know it's the 21st century and my car doesn't need ten minutes to warm up.

Okay, boys, I have a question.

Anyone still awake?

Argh.

Oh, another Bridezilla moment. My black lab wants to chew on her favorite ball. I don't know where it is. She doesn't know where it is. No other ball will do. Drama!

She takes off her glasses and art smock and is beautiful! Love it.

No, yes please. Otherwise you have no soul.

So, the friendship necklaces. I'm sure you've noticed them on MLB players. Apparently they (the necklaces) have power.

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I suppose the glass of lemonade, bedazzled Rockies shirt, and pink bedroom paint don't help with the little sister image.

@ SSE A tail that can be used as a muffler! Big fluffy paws that work as snowshoes!

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I think Polk actually made a bingo card for Bridezillas. Boxes with phrases like "You have no soul!" are pretty good.

Snow leopard. Reclusive and a bad ass.

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