Worse ... I spent the morning watching Bridezillas. Damn IMG and Hickey. They have me hooked on that show. It just is priceless.

Well, I am drinking it out of a 64 ounce glass. Poor Yuni has gone lame. She spent the afternoon playing putt-putt.

Maybe the highlights tried to be more generous, but the Rockies website is more honest: Jimenez left the game — a 5-4 Rockies win over the Tigers — in the sixth inning with a right calf cramp, which he believed to be the result of dehydration after he spent two innings running the basepaths, but he said the injury is…

Yes and if we're using Walk-Off's system ... lemonade minus anything fun/yes/not especially.

While I DVR a lot so not many commercials to choose from. A local one here promotes the annoying frickin' Renaissance Fair. It's not the "Long live the king!" beginning, it's the fact that Renaissance Fairs don't celebrate the Renaissance.

I was just trying to add some levity to the situation.

Absolutely, 100% agree on the Klondike bar commercial. Here is my favorite commercial. I love that they spell the name. We're running a family show.

Hahaha. I know what you mean

It's the washer that runs long. I swear it just stops.

Maybe want to try a new pitcher. 5 runs in one inning?

It's summer. Gotta get those interns in. I think Hickey is still around.

Thanks for including the 15-20 minutes. Text me when you land. I will start the oven.

What are you flying? You live much, much further than 15 minutes away. You flying the Concorde?

More things that annoy me! Bumper stickers. Writing a comment on Deadspin and discovering my Rockies have given up MORE runs.

Where I live we don't have tornado warnings. Or shoes inside. Win!

Phin brought up things that annoy me.

God, I love you. Where's my pizza?

@ Washington

Far too late to the party, but the key, in your post, is to let that $50 earn. Put that $50 in a crappy savings account (US interest rates are painfully low) and as soon as you can transfer to a money market (or similar), do so. Inflation will rob you of your money, let the banks pay you that money instead.

Why bother with the drink? Her cards are on the table.