Oh, you meant Captain Morgan

Sure.

[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

You're not too new. You've been killing it lately.

The joke is somewhere in here.

So, anyway ...

Awesome.

Finally.

We're at Olive Garden together. 45 minute wait for crappy food? Yes!

And I do.

Me too. I don't know where they came up with this song.

I did.

Look, she can't take it all day.

Fight night!

I do miss you.

That's good. See?

At least across town are the Cubs

Prick Top, you are welcome to grab away. Just leave the pizza.

I posted on DUAN a few weeks ago that I left Coors Field and found a guy taking a nice #2 near my car. $4 parking at its best

No, you weren't in Colorado and no, we don't know anything about that hobo.