Seriously, as someone who has some experience with knives, that exacto isn't doing much.

There are no words for how much I love the hit and run.

SEXUAL PREDATOR! How dare you!

Yup. Exacto knives are that scary.

And you're here too! I was looking for you last night.

I'm going to cut off your penis with an exacto knife. Someone really wrote that. Someone who has never used an exacto knife to do anything but make pretty edges on a photo for their scrapbook.

Annoying way to tell you I sent you a PM on uk.deadspin.

Well, I was having this really boring life and wasting money on paper towels...

Coach told me to!

+1 greyhound.

To celebrate Willie Mays Hays 80th failed bunt,

If he could hit a 5 run home run, I'd get those tacos he keeps promising me.

I know it is.

[joeposnanski.si.com]

And all day I've been looking for my cat's violin. There it is.

Huston Street has been oddly lights out. This was bound to happen. But why Arizona?

Well, things are going well then, right?

Base hit.

@All Over

Are you kidding me?