OMG the old guy at 2:03 is THE CREEPIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER. The woman took it well though. She must have really wanted that 20 pounds.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the good part of the internet. Just watch this, then shut down your browser and erase it from your computer. It does not get any better than this. I think the kids of these parents are very lucky and going to have a great time growing up.

Among other things.

jesus christ these people are attractive

I will provide the context, as it will let me re-live it... I was at a free Sunday night UCB show, at the old, super-small theater, when the "originals" would sometimes show up. The free shows were always packed, and they usually had to turn people away. But this one time, they let in too many of us, and we had to sit…

I want context, but it's not necessary. Because I would die of happiness right then and become a tree.

Amy is Joe Biden to my Leslie Knope. In 2003, touched my arm once and told me to "be a tree." I almost died.

How I feel when I see congress and I am Canadian

Just to let those who don't know, the 300gb cap is the complete pits. I burn through it about halfway through the month, and then am forced to pay more for what I used to get automatically. It's the biggest step back in technology I've witnessed in forever, and especially in the age of streaming. If monologue-ing…

Not quite. Broadband/network congestion is a fictional narrative marketed by the ISPs with interest in keeping TV viable.

Ok Google, time to spend some bucks and launch a spaced based internet backbone to avoid this land-based dog-eat-dog mess.

Question: The DoJ (or the FCC) can put more or less as many strings on allowing a merger to proceed as it wants, right? Things that they might not typically be able to impose via regulation.

Yeah, because the first thing I want to do in a NYC subway is touch something....

I bet you're fun at parties.

I appreciate that she is going full-blown on the silliness instead of stopping at "silly but still attractive."

Being the craziest person on Japanese TV is like being the most stoned person at a Grateful Dead concert. Props for that.

If you're not doing anything wrong then you have nothing... WHAT THE HELL? How are US citizens en masse not going nuts about this?

Amazon shouldn't be paying, UPS should.

Looking for a safe place to get high.

If you're buying for a dog lover that you share a house/dog with I'd recommend trying a delivery of Darwin's raw food. The difference in health, physique, coat, etc. compared with feeding kibble is remarkable and I'm still kicking myself for not reading into raw food while my danes were still puppies.