He is the perfect, creepy example of why we don't just go kissin' on strangers. *shivers*

I love this article as much as I hated working in one of Gehry's stupid buildings.

how about no bandwidth caps, ever.

Don't even get me started on how *all* cable companies have been completely neglecting rural America, despite having collected tax monies from *every subscriber* specifically earmarked for this purpose! Huge lawsuits have been waged—and won—and *still*, they have not dragged cable out, or they've grudgingly dragged it…

Better call Saul!

I sent my package on the 16th. Hardly last-minute. It still has not arrived.

So what was the meter reader doing at a house that was "thought to be vacant"?

you get a star for looking out for his safety, and another for how frickin' cute he is!

JD, I *love* your emphasis on the reality that canines, like all animals, are sensitive, sentient beings, and on the long-term commitment and responsibility that is owed them when one engages with a companion animal. Thank you so much for clearly articulating these important, oft overlooked points!

"this whole ridiculousness" Yeah, way to get the point, assface.

"Country club memberships" = Big Red Reality-Check flag. For most people I know, it costs so much to move, trade in a car, etc, that the expenses are not affordable for any long-term benefit. Not to mention, hard to move or buy a more efficient car when your credit (and car) is crap. This article is clearly written…

Happily, the queree does not "have" to answer.