Better call Saul!

So what was the meter reader doing at a house that was "thought to be vacant"?

"this whole ridiculousness" Yeah, way to get the point, assface.

"Country club memberships" = Big Red Reality-Check flag. For most people I know, it costs so much to move, trade in a car, etc, that the expenses are not affordable for any long-term benefit. Not to mention, hard to move or buy a more efficient car when your credit (and car) is crap. This article is clearly written…

Happily, the queree does not "have" to answer.