A package from an ebay seller came up missing, on a day when I was outside and the temp mailman handed my mail TO ME, sans package, of course; the post office later declaring to ebay it had been put in my mailbox...as reported by their letter carrier.

I’ll tell you what, though, I used to think this but then I started paying google for fi.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

Going on the tube tired him out.

Well hello.

Is there a possibility this car could be faster around an F1 circuit than an F1 car?

Two corrections.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Awesome! I look forward to seeing all seven of these sold in the US parked along Main in Greenwich, CT, next to all of the E63 wagons.

Before anyone asks, it is not illegal to deface US coinage in this matter. Defacing coins is only illegal with intent to defraud. If the artist takes a penny and carves Lincoln into a skull, that’s OK. If the artist does this and tries to declare it a genuine mint error, that’s not.

But also, why the hell would a juice press need four tons of force? Is it juicing granite boulders or some shit?

Okay, so the product literally only creates extra steps from say, buying a bottle of cold pressed juice.

You don’t have to shill for the shitty juicebag machine, you know. There are other jobs you could get.

We have one at work. The juice is very good.

Does the machine chill the juice as it squeezes or are you pulling the bag out the fridge and putting it into the juicer?

Vijay Mallya looks like Guy Fieri’s Indian cousin

*while you still can

I've made it this long precisely because my rifle has no ping... They never hear me coming.