You’re a terrible person

Fox just tweeted a photo of his pair.

I was gonna say as a joke that it’s still fwd, but .... But... But...

Pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude.

Jackson and Lynch were racing down a straight public road when the accident happened

Stupid? Yes. But that is one more box than Russell Wilson will hit in a lifetime.

Because he's old. He's very old.

That’s it. I found it. I found it. The first cool PT Cruiser.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

Oh come on, who hasn’t killed a random dude in a bar at least once in their life?

The Ravens are petitioning to outlaw it as “deceptive.”

Jesus fucking Christ how big are your keys?

Jesus fucking Christ how big are your keys?

I am really not 100% sure, as I am just citing random googled facts.. I looked around a bit more, and from what I can find I think the interceptor actually sat .8” higher than a standard Crown Vic. So you would be looking at 4.8”, if those numbers are accurate.

My favorite pic from their website:

I bet it really was Belichick.

Think again. Those aftermarket units are getting data off CANBUS just like the OEM ones are, and CANBUS is notoriously unsecured.

Is that the kid’s tooth bouncing around after hitting the deck? (!)

Careful now... I made mention of one of these once here without even being insulting, and I was given a stern lesson by what I can only imagine was a flat-brim hella-flush fanatic from vwvortex. According to him, it’s apparently there to keep the car from tearing itself up at speed since it’s so manly and powerful and…

EXACTLY.