Yes, it's ridiculous and probably the exact logic Adrian Peterson is applying in thinking he could compete at the Olympics.

If he wants to be an Olympian he should be looking at bobsled. Herschel Walker is the most widely known, but a number of football players have successfully crossed over.

You guys don't think he could go from football to sprinting? He's already proved switches are no problem for him.

He's carrying extra football weight and runs a 4.4. If he drops 20lbs and just trains for time?

"Besides in gymnastics I heard there's this event where they beat a horse."

Sure, he's fast, but nobody's fast enough to be in 6 places at the same time.

I'm confident he'll be a worldbeater.

Someone further down says these are for shorter people, is this true? I really want one

I was asking myself the same question. It doesn't look normal. It looks like it was hit by something.

That's where the poop comes out, son.

That's how you know it's a girl. Isn't it for flares?

Its a 'speed hole', makes it go faster. Homer Simpson discovered the principle.

Kinja half as useful as Twitter confirmed.

She the nut lady?

maybe she didn't serve the water correctly.

I was all excited to give my little girl for Christmas the Hasbro Home Karaoke System I got on E Bay for $39.99 plus shipping. Don't I feel like a shitty dad now.

To: Sony Corporation

You make a good point. I should really work on wheelies on my mountain bike before I consider adding some weight and an engine.

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.