Yes, it's ridiculous and probably the exact logic Adrian Peterson is applying in thinking he could compete at the Olympics.

If he wants to be an Olympian he should be looking at bobsled. Herschel Walker is the most widely known, but a number of football players have successfully crossed over.

You guys don't think he could go from football to sprinting? He's already proved switches are no problem for him.

He's carrying extra football weight and runs a 4.4. If he drops 20lbs and just trains for time?

"Besides in gymnastics I heard there's this event where they beat a horse."

Sure, he's fast, but nobody's fast enough to be in 6 places at the same time.

I'm confident he'll be a worldbeater.

Someone further down says these are for shorter people, is this true? I really want one

Kinja half as useful as Twitter confirmed.

She the nut lady?

maybe she didn't serve the water correctly.

True but what people have to realize is the process that Ford goes through to protect the frame. Ford submerges the entire frame in a liquid that e-cotes not only the exterior of the farm but all the inner nook and crannies. What does GM and Ram do you ask. Well GM dips theres in a hot wax and while it does also…

I was all excited to give my little girl for Christmas the Hasbro Home Karaoke System I got on E Bay for $39.99 plus shipping. Don't I feel like a shitty dad now.

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You make a good point. I should really work on wheelies on my mountain bike before I consider adding some weight and an engine.

You know, skydiving isn't for people who freeze tense up under pressure. Scuba diving isn't for people with a fear of drowning. Trials riding isn't particularly suited to people without balance. I mean no offense or discouragement....but I'm not seeing the possibilities.

Keep in mind it also increases payload and towing capacity, so it's not just a fuel economy thing.

And then....my interest in getting a trials bike has returned. Thanks alot.

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.