*sniff*

Ford, you aren't the man I used to know, but I love the man that you've become.

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THAT I'M FIGHTING BACK TEARS IN A CONFERENCE ROOM OF PEOPLE THAT JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

The LS7 only weighs 458 lbs.

That's all well and good, but will the interior still feel like a Mexican prison?*

I will reiterate it in Mathematic terms.

That's a Lambo, Dude.

You're assuming the only reason people buy small trucks is because they can't afford big ones, when that simply isn't the case.

I am so excited! I hope they don't screw this up. And PLEASE Toyota, get the power right. Don't put the torque way up in the rev range.

I think the real story is that it's 2014 and you don't have AdBlock.

I'm kidding! But seriously, get adblock.

Are they ill tempered Forward Staging Bases?

"That's not gone well"

Just to be on the safe side of making sure that they don't choose option #3, the option should always involve some element of sodomy

No visible injuries? So he's good to play, right?

McLaren MP4-12C has massive depreciation you say? I'll take those babies off your hands!

Maybe they'll accept a $5 off coupon from a competitor.

I did the research for you: Veyron tires.

No, it's just Ohio.