Is there any way we can make hipsters believe that every time they tell a friend they have to hear a record on their $75 turntable and sound system they got at the thrift store because it sounds so "warm" that a baby animal dies?

*sniff*

Ford, you aren't the man I used to know, but I love the man that you've become.

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THAT I'M FIGHTING BACK TEARS IN A CONFERENCE ROOM OF PEOPLE THAT JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Could I download them and then upload to my Google Music Library?

The LS7 only weighs 458 lbs.

That's all well and good, but will the interior still feel like a Mexican prison?*

I will reiterate it in Mathematic terms.

That's a Lambo, Dude.

You're assuming the only reason people buy small trucks is because they can't afford big ones, when that simply isn't the case.

I am so excited! I hope they don't screw this up. And PLEASE Toyota, get the power right. Don't put the torque way up in the rev range.

I think the real story is that it's 2014 and you don't have AdBlock.

I'm kidding! But seriously, get adblock.

Are they ill tempered Forward Staging Bases?

"That's not gone well"

Just to be on the safe side of making sure that they don't choose option #3, the option should always involve some element of sodomy

No visible injuries? So he's good to play, right?

McLaren MP4-12C has massive depreciation you say? I'll take those babies off your hands!

No, it's just Ohio.